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virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

#fav



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vinebox:

I went to the wrong High School




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thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN




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New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

#YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #FAV



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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze




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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor




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tg-i:

pyramidsandporn:

brokenponycutiemark:

Some background: I’ve worked in gaming since 1994. I’ve worked in video game QA (quality assurance) for 8 years.

This is the FINEST glitch I’ve ever seen ANYWHERE - and that includes the World of Warcraft “turn north and crash” bug I keep running into.

omfg

how do you even fuck up that badly.
the glory of programming

#omg #fav



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Song: Bang Bang
Artist: will.i.am
Album: The Great Gatsby
Played: 6343 times

radtracks:

bang bang // will.i.am

my baby shot me down again
shot me down with the love and it go bang bang
that girl’s a killer from a gang
shot me down with the love and it go bang bang

#m



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A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”




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kittykichi:

when I was in kindergarten, I’m pretty sure I convinced a boy I was a mermaid.

kittykichi:

when I was in kindergarten, I’m pretty sure I convinced a boy I was a mermaid.